Wednesday, February 4, 2015

I need new technology

I want a magic dumbwaiter. Was discussing transporters with a friend, decided that a magic dumbwaiter would probably be easier. I want to pour a beer in my basement for my friend in Oklahoma. I want to order takeout from Melt and share it with my friend in Connecticut. I want to offer homemade  cupcakes to friends in Canada or other continents and know that they will be fresh when they arrive, seconds after i close the door of my magic dumbwaiter. I would love near-instantaneous delivery of orders. Shoes the wrong size? Send them back and have a replacement pair in just a few minutes. Your pet doesn't like their food? Have a different variety before you can wash the bowl.

 I want a magic dumbwaiter. Who can make that happen?